I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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