Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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