I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My dick has a subreddit
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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