my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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