i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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