so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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