I love black thongs
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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