Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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