He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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