I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize