we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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