We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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