Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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