I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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