Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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