I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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You da man!Alligator jerky will make your dick perky
Did it at least get the taste out of your mouth?
alligator jerky? must try it.
same here, I never knew such a thing existed
Wait...is that second time ever? In your golden years? That's rough!