; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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