Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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