so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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