ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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