how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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