We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
