You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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