Kiss
Puke
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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