office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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