my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
her vagine was all disorganized.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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