I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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