Dual....:-)
I think I won the penis lottery.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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