Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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