i wish my penis had a tongue
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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