Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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