Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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