Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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