hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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