Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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