He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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