it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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