the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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