would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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