yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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