do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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