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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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