I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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