you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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