Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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