I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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