Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
this is an emotional support booty call
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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