I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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