grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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