i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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