I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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