also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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