Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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