Whod you bang
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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