Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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