He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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If that is this week's supply, have no fear, you'll be completely numb by day two!
Reply to Crispy1's comment: \n\nWell, NO Wonder, masturbating alone under your bedsheets IS fairly disease free! But I'm sure, if you ask, your Mom will say she wasn't happy with all the cum stains on your pajamas!
I didn't know Amazon sold rubbers.
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Maybe you should buy 100 dental dams and become a lesbo. Then you wouldn't have to worry about getting sex on a regular basis.
you realize of course that lesbians have sex AND orgasms more often than do hetero women? look it up.
Um I've been with a girls and guys about an equal amount of time and I must say that girls are where it's at and they are always lookin to please u sexually...being a lesbian is where it's at...
I love u 5:27. Girls r good kissers but lesbians r better ;) and how much does a 100-pack of condoms cost?
Hey, women have to always be prepared. If you're at a party someone always needs one, and i would not deny someone protection.
Amazon is awesome
Then you will find another lesbo with giant toys and with giant hands, is that what you want person above me?
You should view this as a goal to achieve. The 30 in 30 is damn near impossible, but don't tell me you can't do 100 in 3-4 months. Hell, once you're doing it that much together I think she gets her pill and you ditch the rubbers.
Being the woman, you should be dictating when he gets to use those condoms...well, use them with you at least
Ugh. After being married for 5 years, the thought of that just makes me cringe!
12:14.....condoms are not overrated! They are very helpful :)
Natural sex is the best. If you're both clean, say fuck the condoms and just have him pull out! Or get on the pill :) Sex is so much better wen you feel all of your man!
A man after my own heart.
LMFAO! Good luck retaining water!
Dead!!!!! Too funny :)
He is going to wear u out lol
Who the fuck buys condoms in bulk...just use the time honored and tested pull out method. It's guaranteed to work at least 70% of the time.
Get it! Condoms are kind of overrated.
Just think, if your on top by the end you should have some awesome abs! haha
11:30 LOL GOOD THINKING!
Condoms are nonsense. I have never used one throughout high school or college and I still have a clean bill of health.
Good job 10:33. I bet the reason you've never used one has something to do with you being a virgin.
This man is my hero.