at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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