Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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